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He said - She Said
HI there, it seems that very often we can easily fall into the trap of
`ass' uming, misunderstanding, mis-interpreting, or second-guessing
our `significant others' and/or friends in our day-to-day lives.
Sometimes ending with serious repercussions,
and other times with crack-up laughter,
so I'm placing this one here to begin with,
and if you have any you would care to share,
by all means, please add them.
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He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you? -
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He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror! -
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He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. . They don't have time -
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He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . I don't know; it has never happened. -
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He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends. -
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He said to me . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
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